It's All About Crapology
It is not length of life, but depth of life -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

By Godspeed

It started out with me bringing plasticine to school as we had our BM presentation later that morning. So, the idea was to stick mahjong papers to the plasticine and the plasticine to the whiteboard. However, not even a bit was used for that purpose. It ended up being moulded into shapes of cars and aeroplanes.

It started out with Eric who wasn't really (who said 'wasn't really'? DEFINITELY arrr...) paying attention during Chemistry coz he was busy trying to make a lump of plasticine into the shape of a tanker. His ideology influenced Jun Min and Boon Yau, and so the craftsmen worked to their bones and managed to create 3 amazingly cute and purplish mini vehicles.

Cheese!

Not your average play-dough mate.

The masters.

and their masterpieces.

Another story is I brought 8 'small balls' of biscuit to school. But before I could eat them during recess, my food container was already empty. When I was away (I definitely did not ponteng) sorting out paperwork in D2, as usual, Zehong would be the one behind all these mischieves. The biscuits were shared among other 3 students as FOOD SAMPLE and they left me a generous amount of 80 cents. How kind and thoughtful. Moreover, they even left a message.

Nothing left but shillings.

You would be blind if you did not know that Zehong wrote this.
 


Bio Freaks

By Godspeed
I have nothing more to say for myself. My blog's like been dead for a month? Anyway, once again I managed to pull myself together (cough) and shoulder this monumental task of bullshitting on my blog. I'm so happy for you Vince as you finally got what you have been craving for for ages. AN UPDATE! Lemmy, you ought to be too coz you're the one who kept pestering about updating my blog. Anyway, enough of the usual bullcrap.

One of the previous blogs was about Chemi Freaks. However, our somehow unstable mentality brought about a change in interest and the once Chemi lovers are now Bio Freaks. Ms. Koo, our Bio teacher wanted us to do experiments to observe root pressure, the phloems and xylem tissues of plants. We all brought our spinach to school to be used as specimens. We were told to cut fine slices of membrane from the stem, root and leaf of spinach and we observed them under the microscope. (For the complete experiment procedures, don't you dare ask me! jgn cuba. )

Leaf cell gua... Not sure. I'll check it out.

Root cell? Not sure too.

This I'm pretty sure. Cross section of the stem.

As usual, 5SA2 students who are always rowdy, cheeky but yet courteous (wink), had some fun with dear old Mr. Skeletor. You Ted got pretty upset. When asked why he felt that way, he said, "You people should show some respect to the dead." When I told him that it was a fake skeleton, he replied saying, "But still..." When Ms. Koo saw what we were doing, she just laughed.

His JOB is BLOWING.

Ahemm, what are those rubbery pouches dangling by the hip bones.

Fuck Off.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?


For more photos, you can always visit Eric Ang's blog.

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Fuck Yoga

Category: , By Godspeed
I was browsing through books that were on sale in MPH Bookstore (Correct me if I'm wrong, there's only one MPH Bookstore in Penang). I'll save you the long story and get right to the point. Ok, so there's this book. It's called "T-Shirt Designs" which I so miraculously or whatever adverb that is, stumbled upon this somewhat unique book. It features all sorts of contemporary designs and I particular design caught my attention which was this:


It was founded by this guy:

It started as a joke. His ex-wife was extremely passionate about her yoga practice. As a gag for her birthday he made each of them a fuck yoga t-shirt. She refused to wear hers. He wore his for thirty-nine straight days and was stopped everywhere he went. A write up in The New York Observer and a photo in GQ Magazine got it rolling. An appearance on Sex and the City made it interesting. The first on-line sale came from two brothers in Bogotá, Colombia and the second from a cheerleader in Grand Island, Nebraska. Since then they’ve filled in a lot of the map. Jackie Gleason didn’t do yoga, either did Jackie Robinson, Eleanor Roosevelt or any Pope ever.

"Yoga has survived for thousands of years and will survive for thousands more. It’s just that it has gone unopposed for too damn long. " - Barnaby Harris

If you ever think of getting one of these "fuck yoga" merchandises just for the thrill of it, then check out the items below.


Disclaimer: Psst, If you find this disturbing or offensive, just ignore this post as if it was never posted. God bless you. Haha

 


Chemi Freaks

Category: By Godspeed

Yet again, after a long break, I finally realised that I should get back to blogging. Well actually it was rather a torturous process for me to go back into blogging (laziness is my greatest setback.). Anyway, thanks to my other hardworking side *coughs* I finally set down and did my homework on blogger. I believe, some of you were expecting for updates. Therefore I'm here to extend my deepest apologies.

Oh look! acid tarik.

Before you say anything, just don't accuse me of bringing my camera to school :) because lots of students commit that sort of petty crime, so it's no biggie. What's done's done. There's no point whining. Anyway, just so you know, I'm starting to like Chemistry, thanks to our super-lenient Chemi teacher, Ms. Sim Jiuan Nee. Why so? Hah, let me explain it to you. Whenever we have our Chemi lessons in the lab, we're so trilled at the idea of mixing all sorts of chemicals and creating new solutions with striking colours. What some students would love to see, is effervesance. They're always experimenting with chemicals to create effervesance, and they'll be shouting and cheering once they've succeeded, all the sudden so rowdy.

A blurry image of a fucked-up solution.

Light the flames!

Some sort of PROPER, SCHOOL SYLLABUS based experiment.

The same experiment as above.

Eric thinks his fleshy hand can conjure fire.

Thank God, he's not playing with chemicals.

Ok, so Thursday, we had our Chemi lesson in the lab... once again... As usual, students at the back row were oblivious of what Ms. Sim was teaching cause they were conducting several highly 'dangerous' experiments. For me and another classmate, we were carrying out a totally different experiment, which was testing for acid with blue litmus paper. What was interesting was this, we were doing tests on all sorts of acid. When we finally came to concentrated H2SO4, it was the most amazing thing we ever saw. At first, the litmus paper turned red, then BLACK, and finally it was completely CORRODED!!!

The litmus paper is slowly being corroded.

Blackened by concentrated H2SO4.

Finally the cloth is corroded. Yay!!

Too bad, our itchy hands were up to no good. We did something mischievous and sprinkled H2SO4 onto a piece of white cloth and right away, white fumes were coming from the cloth and soon it turned black and corroded. Everyone saw an opportunity to a new experiment and had hands-on experiments. H2SO4, I love you.
 


Happy 牛 Year

Category: By Godspeed
Time flies! Seriously, in a blink of an eye, look who just went by, it's 2008!!! And look who's arrived, 2009!!! And soon enough my friends, time would just fly by and before you know it, 2010!!! (Eyes widened.) Well it was New Year's Eve and I had nothing better to do. It was morning waaad... you can't expect me to take a book and study!? So I tried something silly, I took the grapes from the fridge and placed them in the freezer. Took them out after 1 hour and it was SOOOO REFRESHING!

See, it's so white! Covered in frost.

As cold as ice, but as soft as they are.

OOOO, jealous? Go make one yourselves :)

It was that cold, you can find the grapes split near the skin.

I spent the evening at a friend's place at Gold Coast, which happens to be so strategically situated so close to Queensbay Mall. I'm sure most of you know lah, who was there- BOSCO! Oh yea, Bosco, sounds more like a dog's name than anything else. However, that Bosco chap loves it, so let us not crictisize anymore, just smile on... Had my so-called wonderful dinner at friend's place FOR FREE! (what a cheapskate). If you're wondering, who's that friend, ok, i'll give a tip: Wei Tong (hey, it's the answer!!!)

Gold Coast Resort.

Some sort of flower by the altar.

Thank God the picture is blur. If it were to be clearer, you might just vomit.

Oh look, a chicken in a bowl. How interesting?!

Then I walked to Queensbay Mall all alone. That boy just couldn't find his card (which was really important for using the lifts and also to use the fire escapes.) If he were to come out, he would never find his way back... SHEESH, what am I talking about... sorry. Of course he can find his way back, just that he'll have to sleep by the roadside. Anyway, enough of crap. My main point is I went to Queensbay Mall and saw everyone screaming for Bosco, BOSCO BOSCO!!! Jeez, hate that NAME! Saw several artistes there but I had no idea who the heck they were except for one, 陈世安? Ok, I have no idea what his English name is, Andrew something something gua... I stood there for a bloody hour, and thank god the countdown finally began.




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Fireworks

Yea, more fireworks...

Aha... more fireworks...

Look! What's that? FIREWORKS, DUUHH!

And for the grand finale.

Dear friends! Let us embrace a new year full of challenges and surprises. Let us put forth our new year resolutions, commitments and take them to greater heights! Hahahaha, as usual, my conclusions are always short. Oh well, I wish you all the luck in the world. You might need them this year, especially for those sitting for their SPM papers (like me...). Once again, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 


Merry Christmas

Category: By Godspeed
MERRY CHRISTMAS



GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU



 


Celebrating Winter Solstice Festival

Category: , By Godspeed
You must be surprised to finally get to witness an update (cough, 'witness' sounds so dramatic). Praise me with presents since I finally sat down and started to blog again, muahahahaha. Ok, so here's the freaking point, went to my grandparents' place to eat tang yuan (汤圆).

Tang Yuan (汤圆)

This year's tang yuan tasted a little different, in fact it was tasty (maybe because of ginger in it.). Well, I don't think I want to explain anymore about tang yuan since an article concerning tang yuan appeared in the Sunday (21 December2008) Star, the people's paper (to be precise), N12. For foreigners who happened to stumble upon my fucked up blog (thank you very much for that, but I doubt foreigners would spend time on shit articles like these.) here's a brief idea about the Winter Solstice Festival or in Mandarin, dong zhi (冬至):

The celebration usually falls on the longest night of the year - either Dec 21 or 22. This year it is celebrated today as there were 29 days in February. It is a reminder that one more year has passed and to celebrate a bountiful harvest in ancient China.
 


Twilight, in sight!

Category: , By Godspeed
Twilight, you should have already known what it is all about. If you don't, I have three words for you: "Oh My God!" or if you hate that phrase, I have another 1 for you, "Get A Life!". Don't like it? "Go to Hell!". Seriously, you ought to know. It's like taking the world by storm.


Yes, this is the book cover. The apple looks real enough to be eaten. Stephenie Meyer has stated that the apple on the cover represents the forbidden fruit from the book of Genesis. It symbolizes Bella and Edward's love, which is forbidden, similar to the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, as is implied by the quote from Genesis 2:17 that is quoted in the beginning of the book. It also represents the choice that Bella has, of partaking of the "forbidden fruit", Edward, or choosing to not see him.

Not so familiar? Fine! Here's something more familiar to your pathetic stereoscopic vision!

I'd rather save the "full of suspense" plot to thoee who haven't watched the movie. Psst, the movie sucks, I mean it's not as exciting as it seems to be. Do not judge a movie by its poster! Try the book, it rocks! Seriously, people go to the movies just to take a look at Edward Cullen. Bella is not pretty enough though, they could have chosen a more beautiful girl! Damn!

Even the book can be rather tempting, lots of readers who once condemned the book, regard it now as their most treasured drug. Cool huh? Girls around the world, scream their panties off as Edward Cullen appears on screen.

They even camped by the roadside just to catch a glimpse of Robert Pattinson. I wonder if their BFs would be jealous with this so called perfect vampire, described as having marble skin and portrayed as the Greek god, Adonis. It is that perfect...


Robert Pattinson at the Ellen de Generes show

I tell you what I like in the movie:


Claude Debussy's Clair de Lune



 


Buddha Bar